and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
