the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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