dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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