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I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...

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(636): View more from Missouri

His little brother walked in on us. Six times.

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(703): View more from Virginia

It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line

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(716): View more from New York

There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...

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(907): View more from Alaska

We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller

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(317): View more from Indiana

I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.

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