i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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