ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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