walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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