After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Randomize
