im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Randomize
