these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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