if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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