My nipple is on Facebook.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i will never coherently bang her
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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