So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
We have so much sex to catch up on
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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