idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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