dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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