I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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