If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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