Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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