Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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