i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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