I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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