All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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