We're facebook friends in real life
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
