I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
All the doctor said was why
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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