his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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