How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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