seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
