And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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