She just used a chaser for red wine.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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