after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I want to be your penis for a week.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
