garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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