I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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