Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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