so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
