those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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