And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i just google imaged poop.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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