She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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