Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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