Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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