so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'm at about main and main street
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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