So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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