if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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