Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
My vagina just clenched in fear
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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