you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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