yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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