I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
