I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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