i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
God I need to hump something, right now.
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