So gin and wine won't be happening again
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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