im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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