Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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