just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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