I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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